31 Confessions
1.I can't whistle
2.I am a germ freak
3.I've never been to Disney World/Land
4.I have no desire to go to Disney World/Land
5.I am scared of flying
6.and needles
7.and heights
8.I was a fat kid
9.I still like the Bangles
10.I am left handed
11.I lied on my eye exam so I could wear glasses in the 5th grade
12.My motto is "close enough"
13.I could eat mexican food 7 nights/week...seriously
14.I am a terrible camper, the outdoorsy thing is an act
15.I've never been in love
16.I cut my own hair
17.I am very talented in my profession, but it's not my passion
18.I experience social anxiety, often
19.I have a secret desire to be on a reality show
20.Ironman makes me cry like a baby
21.I've had grey hair since I was 13
22.I hate shopping
23.I love buying
24.I can't remember jokes
25.I used to be an all-star baseball player
26.I have watched Teen Wolf 1000 times
27.I was on the prom AND homecoming court
28.I hate watermelon
29.Atlanta Olympics...diving platform...2 AM...Swan dive...perfect 10...butt naked..seriously
30.I have deleted more posts on here than I have actually published
31.I will probably end up deleting this post within hours of publishing it
2.I am a germ freak
3.I've never been to Disney World/Land
4.I have no desire to go to Disney World/Land
5.I am scared of flying
6.and needles
7.and heights
8.I was a fat kid
9.I still like the Bangles
10.I am left handed
11.I lied on my eye exam so I could wear glasses in the 5th grade
12.My motto is "close enough"
13.I could eat mexican food 7 nights/week...seriously
14.I am a terrible camper, the outdoorsy thing is an act
15.I've never been in love
16.I cut my own hair
17.I am very talented in my profession, but it's not my passion
18.I experience social anxiety, often
19.I have a secret desire to be on a reality show
20.Ironman makes me cry like a baby
21.I've had grey hair since I was 13
22.I hate shopping
23.I love buying
24.I can't remember jokes
25.I used to be an all-star baseball player
26.I have watched Teen Wolf 1000 times
27.I was on the prom AND homecoming court
28.I hate watermelon
29.Atlanta Olympics...diving platform...2 AM...Swan dive...perfect 10...butt naked..seriously
30.I have deleted more posts on here than I have actually published
31.I will probably end up deleting this post within hours of publishing it
posted by Brandon at 11:18 AM
5 Comments:
you were naked once? me too! hilarious. best post i've seen in a while. two thumbs up.
Don't you dare delete it!
I just peed my pants it was so funny.
my motto...fake it till you make it. That's what i have been doing with the whole outdoor adventure since my honeymoon 3 years ago. your a good fake brandon you'll make it soon.
I never would have pegged you as a germ freak--you have two huge slobbery dogs that shed on everything! does dog hair have germs?
Brandon, I love you, the real you, not the eyeglass wearing, faux-camping, germ unconscious, socially cocky, job satisfied, ironman winning, Mac store shopping, joke-telling, Michael J. Fox denying, melon-eating, appropriately covered-swimming, guy you pretend to be.
Wanna come over for a taco and a margarita?
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