Haikus

Snowbird

You make traffic worse
Turn right with left blinker on
Fly home, sweet snowbird!


Work

Yes, you steal my life
I have better things to do
I work way too much


Lunch

You drip with Mayonaise
Crisp Waffle fries, too sexy
I love Chik-Fil-A


Rest

Five hours, all I get
A zombie by Wednesday night
Please let me sleep more


Work

I shaved your back once
and now here you are again
Two degrees for this?


Drink

You make me dizzy
Margarita, I love thee
Please, come to daddy


Pets

Scout and Blue, sweethearts
You have ruined my new house
Boy, I love you guys